September 2011
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of like a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.
The awkward moment when you realize your existence is insignificant
-.-
August 2011
Start fresh .
This
The school year is starting, so it’s time to start over . No more drama, No more heartbreaks, No more fake smiles, Nothing . Just shit loads of memories and laughs . No more trying to get close to people, cause they’ll all end up leaving . I’m done with pointless fights, and stupid relationships. It’s time to start fresh, and be me .
When the bell rings right as the teacher was about to assign a shit ton of work.
When you leave your seat and come back and someones sitting in your spot
GET THE FUCK UP BRO!
I say 'sorry' a lot . Mostly because I feel like everything is my fault .
…because everything is my fault
Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from school with detention
- Son: Mum, I got detention.
- Me: OMG, what did you do?
- Son: I hit a kid.
- Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
- Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
- Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
Looking into a security camera
I wonder which friends are going to still be by my side after high school is over.
Play
1:08
That cereal guy..
Omg
Turn on.
When a girl looks hella innocent, but when you’re 1 on 1 with her.. she can be hella naughty. That’s a fucking tease, a great fucking tease.
Oh yes, a hella turn on.
Same with the guys. Turn on :))
Hahahahaha..really now..? :3
